We bought a “peech” robot attack dog from Temu. It’s even stranger than expected
Elsewhere, I can only assume that the controller has been pumped by the pump, which is how hollow it is, the light ventilation it is. Inspired by the shape of the Xbox controller, I especially like the fact that its bumper buttons and triggers are simply formed from a piece of immovable molded plastic. I totally enjoyed their useless stuff.
As for the business side, this is an ADHD nightmare. I have no logical order in the chaotic buttons, and I praise the designer for creating a controller that laughs in muscle memory.
The initial attempt to open the debris failed. The ON/OFF switch does not help, and the charging light is still dead when the USB-C cable is plugged in. No explanation.
Opening the battery chamber reveals the culprit – the battery is disconnected. Is this to avoid discharge during transit or reduce the risk of spontaneous combustion? Either way, it’s inserted.
Wow, he’s very big. The built-in speakers are incredible. I desperately browsed the Holocaust of the Controller Buttons, hoping to find the volume or mute option. None.
Naturally, I first press “urinate”. Clippy’s hind legs were lifted. That, I expect. What I didn’t expect was the cheerful whistle, the sound of water jingling.
I look, and it happens on the “stand-up” button. I think it will be an impressive test of his dexterity. The inverted maneuver will surely call on multiple gyroscopes and accelerometers to combine data from numerous sensors in real time to ensure Clippy’s body is in perfect balance.
I pressed the button and cut it immediately (quite violently). The power of this manipulation caught me off guard and had a great impact. I am anxious.
A moment passed, his hind legs rose and they began to twitch. I think this obvious seizure is intended to represent elegant scissor kicks. This reminds you of how ants communicate with their antennas, a form of silent communication. “Don’t blame my brother, are you really looking forward to anything else?” I could almost hear him begging. But, somehow, Clippy did go back to his feet, looking unscathed, ready for more. I? I’m not sure.
Diversification
As I mentioned, the controller has a lot of buttons (not less than 17 features in fact), and I won’t describe each button too free for each button. Instead, here is a quick summary of the main buttons to give you a general idea of some of Clippy’s talents:
effort: Any martial arts move, even a cheeky back bullet, absolutely zero appearance. Instead (totally inexplicably), some form of poolside, lost frequency-style lounge music bursts out. Clippy “Dance”.
Swimming/Dance: I’ve seen Usher perform live recently. Both buttons involve a violent floor, even exceeding his best efforts. A truly impressive feat. Oh, and there are any side-notes of optimists, Clippy is not waterproof. No, I’ll say it again, don’t introduce him to water.
